Do witches dance with pirates?
Today is Halloween and later there will be all kinds of
children in scary masks coming to our house for tricks or treats. I know some of the children will dress up as
witches and pirates. That got me thinking about something very important. Do witches dance with pirates? Well I know the answer and I will tell you a
short story about the time a witch danced with a pirate.
But first you must know that not all witches are ugly and
most are actually beautiful. As a matter
of fact, I've been called a witch before and I’m not that UGLY. J But real witches do carry brooms with them. Some people think they fly on those brooms,
but I think they just clean the house with them. And Pirates, well they are funny looking
men. Even though they have two perfectly
good eyes they continue to wear those stupid eye patches. And to be a pirate you have a peg leg. Why on earth would anyone want to be a pirate
and be required to lose a leg?? Sounds
dumb to me, but they are men so anything is possible. And then they talk funny.
They always say Arrrrrrgggggg. What the
heck does that mean??? It sounds like
they are mad all the time!!!
So as I think about those poor witches who everyone thinks
are ugly with scary hats and brooms that don’t work. And then those poor dumb men who are pirates
with the silly eye patch and stump for a leg, I've decided they deserve to
dance just like us “regular” people. Dancing
makes me happy so on Halloween I want a witch to dance with a pirate so they
can be happy too.
But the question is could they or would they? I say yes!! Why? Because I've seen them dance. But
I've left out one very important thing.
Witches do have special powers. I
know because I have them too. And now
they story I promised.
There was once was a lonely witch and on one October 31, she
met a lonely pirate. They decided to go
out and have some fun so they went dancing.
The witch was having such a good time.
The pirate used the witches broom for support (darn stupid peg leg) and
the witch thought the pirate looked so sexy in the eye patch. They danced beautifully the night away and
everyone watched them. When the witch
asked the pirate if he was having a good time he would say….Arrrrrrrrg
matey!! She thought that meant yes but
with pirates you just can’t tell. So as
midnight approached and they knew they had to part, the witch asked the pirate
if he wanted to marry her! The pirate
said….Arrrrrrrrg. Which meant, no my
dear I have to go back to my ship and sail away. The witch got very mad because she thought
the pirate liked her. Now do you
remember me telling you that witches have special powers? Well, as the pirate
limped away, she cast a spell on him and turned him into a parrot! She put him
in a special cage and clipped his wings so he wouldn't fly away when she let
him out. For the rest of their lives she
lived happy with her new pet parrot who she also taught to speak Portuguese.
So that’s my Halloween story but…..Oh..silly me I left of
one very important fact. The witch, her
name was Zee and she named her parrot Brian. How about this funny story for now ?
Happy Halloween everyone!!!